{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/643cf6870f085a0011ffa121/68ad8548ef1a5f8b36a12c1e?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"Ain’t No Party Like a Lee Diddy Party Plus Who’s Gonna Tear the League a New One?","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/643cf6870f085a0011ffa121/1756202007227-14a4a67e-c16e-469e-9f29-cd5777ee7cab.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p><strong>⚠️ Warning: Today’s sound quality is ropey. Not our fault, not our problem. We’ll fix it next time but let’s be real, you lot aren’t paying a penny for this anyway.</strong></p><p><br></p><p><strong>In today’s episode:</strong></p><p><br></p><p>🍷 Bomb Taunts Chapo neck-deep in a tragic Chinese takeaway that looks like it came out the bin</p><p>🛵 Chapo gets mugged off by a hotel over his food extreme begging vibes from him, zero dignity</p><p>📅 A keyboard war: Dickhead Diddy vs. a Spurs fan… one of them leaves crying (no prizes for guessing)</p><p>🤣 Tottenham bottle it again, because being Spursy is a full-time job</p><p>💸 We “predict” the league winner and end up sounding like pissed-up fortune tellers with brain damage</p><p>⚽ And yes, football gets mentioned… badly</p><p><br></p><p>So grab a drink, slap on your headphones, and let the chaos kick you in the bollocks.</p><p><br></p><p>We’re the ranter lads. You’re welcome, you slags.</p>","author_name":"Football Ranter"}