{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/6412512bc35e5800112d0bb3/6887ae682a38d6f5cb86fd81?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"Episode 165: Spawn - First Steps (Spawn)","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/6412512bc35e5800112d0bb3/1753722380189-590ab2f7-b5cf-4c6d-b422-a4d378d35524.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p>Episode 165: Spawn - First Steps</p><p><br></p><p>🌞 “Good morning, all you bobby-soxers out there, and welcome to another luxurious installment of your favorite auditory escape—The Not Funny Guys Present: Off the Reels! That’s right, slip off your shoes, pour yourself a tall glass of tomato juice, and prepare to unwind with episode one-hundred-and-sixty-five of the Internet’s most curiously captivating program on public libraries… particularly those with an impressive section on medieval legends and lore. Mmm, delicious.”</p><p>🎙️ *“Today, we’re massaging the mind with a look at a 1990s cinematic oddity that reminds us—trusting a CEO is like getting a backrub from a porcupine. That’s right, we’re diving deep into the hellishly heroic, comic-book-fueled firestorm known as…Spawn.”</p><p>🛑 “Now, usually I’d tickle your funny bone with a clever wisecrack, but alas—the higher-ups have slipped us a hush-hush, multi-million-dollar ‘spa-day’ to keep it clean. So no jokes… for now.”</p><p>👔 “I’m your host, Casey ‘The Vibrator’—don't worry, it’s just a massage setting—and I’m joined by my refined and rejuvenated co-hosts, the other two pillars of Not Funny experience: the enigmatic Dr. Jon ‘The Vindicator,’ and the ever-ethereal Eric ‘The Victimizer.’ Together, we form a trio so invigorating, it’s like a eucalyptus steam room for your soul.”</p><p>💆 “So grab your towels, lean back in your reclining chairs, and prepare yourselves… it’s that time again. Time to let go, unwind, and be…Not Funny.”</p><p><br></p><p>Next Week: Fantastic Four (2025)</p><p><br></p><p>Follow us, like us, comment, share and MORE!!!</p><p><br></p><p>Questions?</p><p><br></p><p>Follow us, like us, comment, share and MORE!!!</p><p><br></p><p>Email us at: NotFunnyGuys.OffTheReels@gmail.com</p><p><br></p><p>Follow us on Instagram: @not_funny_guys_presents&nbsp;</p><p><br></p><p>Follow us on Twitter/X: @NotFunnyGuysPod</p><p><br></p><p>Follow us on BlueSky: @The Not Funny Guys&nbsp;</p><p><br></p><p>Follow us on TikTok: @nfg.offthereels</p><p><br></p><p>Follow us on YouTube: <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/@NotFunnyGuysPodcast\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://www.youtube.com/@NotFunnyGuysPodcast</a></p><p><br></p><p>Want to chat?</p><p><br></p><p>The Ugliest of Words: <a href=\"https://a.co/d/dLnvQjq\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://a.co/d/dLnvQjq</a></p><p><br></p><p>Check it out!</p><p><br></p><p>Acast: <a href=\"https://open.acast.com/public/streams/6412512bc35e5800112d0bb3/episodes/682216f4ca7273465228c509.mp3\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://open.acast.com/public/streams/6412512bc35e5800112d0bb3/episodes/682216f4ca7273465228c509.mp3</a></p><p><br></p><p>Find the episode here:&nbsp;</p><p>Or on Spotify at: <a href=\"https://open.spotify.com/show/6feiDCgMNynJ8fd6la2zik\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://open.spotify.com/show/6feiDCgMNynJ8fd6la2zik</a></p><p><br></p><p>Or on Apple Pods at:&nbsp;</p><p><br></p><p><a href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/not-funny-guys-presents-off-the-reels/id1677589916\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/not-funny-guys-presents-off-the-reels/id1677589916</a></p><p><br></p><p>Or wherever you get your podcasts.</p><p><br></p><p>Please follow, like, share, and comment!</p><p><br></p><p>Not Funny Guys!</p>","author_name":"Jonathan Evans, Eric Linebarger, and Casey Franklin"}