{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/63ff6ceab71a580011ab84bc/64d3745e6bb3800011127047?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"How NOT to choose a Stage Name | Gurbanguly","description":"<p>In this exclusive interview with prestigious actor 'Gurbanguly', we talk the Juan Sheet does Plenty ad, being the corporate face of dreamies (the treats cats crave), as well as his roles in Star Wabs: the Unauthorised Star Wars Franchise and hit (and miss) spy action series 'Russia'.</p><p><br></p><p>Hosted by Jamie Henville</p><p>Gurbanguly/Greg played by Thomas Helen Trigwell</p><p><br></p><p>Produced by Odd Sod</p><p><br></p><p>Prestigious Actors theme produced by Francisco G - <a href=\"https://www.fiverr.com/s/pxxqmG\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://www.fiverr.com/s/pxxqmG</a></p><p><br></p><p>Please note that none of the stories mentioned in this episode are real. They are entirely fictional, obviously.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>#2: The Best People on Earth – Actors!</p><p><br></p><p>Except the actors are not really&nbsp;prestigious.&nbsp;They're shallow,&nbsp;talentless and vain. They share stupid fictional stories about things that never happened on sets of theatre, TV and film.</p><p><br></p><p>Guest uno is an actor named ‘Gurbanguly’, played by a man I know as Tomwar Helen Trigwell.&nbsp;Here are a couple of other names I referred to him during our adolescence :</p><p><br></p><ul><li>‘Napkin’ - He once offered to bring in the napkins.&nbsp;</li><li>‘Big Fat Wanker’ - He once took slightly too long to walk up a hill. He was neither big, nor fat.&nbsp;</li></ul><p><br></p><p>The idea someone could be so stupid that they heard a name in the news, thought it sounded interesting, took it as a stage name without doing due diligence and finding out who it was. Ultimately an idea we couldn’t resist.&nbsp;</p><p><br></p><p>The real Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedov is the former President of Terkmenistan and.. Dentist, of all things.&nbsp;</p><p><br></p><p>I’m not one for speculating, but I’d imagine the pleasures of painfully pulling teeth from his patient’s mouths wasn’t enough fun for him, so he became a brutal tyrannical dictator instead.&nbsp;</p><p><br></p><p>And I bet he was a crap dentist.</p><p><br></p><p>OS</p>","author_name":"Odd Sod"}