This episode is not for the faint of hear and should be considered to contain all of the triggers - Listener Discretion is Advised
Welcome to a special episode so wild it had to be unlocked from the Patreon vault. This is the cautionary tale of what happens when a seventeen-year-old Ryan mixes a Gwar and Misfits concert, Devil's Night in Detroit, and a pharmacy's worth of illegal substances.
Dressed in his finest (and failing) punk rock disguise, Ryan, a long-haired hippie, finds himself in the most insane concert bathroom imaginable—a co-ed den of debauchery. After accidentally interrupting a skinhead doing a line of cocaine off his girlfriend's back, he de-escalates the situation in the only way that makes sense: by doing a line himself and sharing a joint.
What follows is an impromptu group therapy session about childhood trauma with his new neo-Nazi friends and a costumed member of Gwar, a topless Halloween costume contest, and a trippy, hallucinatory journey to the merch table where an angry \"smiley face\" yells at him.
The night ends with an eight-ball of coke left as a \"tip\" for the hotel cleaning crew and the shocking reveal of who \"smiley\" really was. Buckle up, because this is what a \"special episode\" is all about.
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