{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/6351f3269698910012d11162/6acfd365253c13a8980f8bea?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"Snow Blood, Coming, 28th October","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/6351f3269698910012d11162/1792004592446-e4303b95-f473-4ecb-ae15-395934822613.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p>Snow Blood, a Not Quite Dead Vampire Story, is coming 28th October 2026! Listen early and ad free on Patreon at patreon.com/hangingslothstudios from 27th October. Live, Laugh, Bite. </p><p><br></p><p>[A CAR APPROACHES]</p><p><br></p><p>ALFIE</p><p>Ah, Neige!</p><p><br></p><p>[ALFIE HEADS OUTSIDE, THE CAR ENGINE BRIEFLY LOUDER BEFORE IT CUTS OUT. WAVES CRASH NEARBY] </p><p><br></p><p>ALFIE </p><p>Oh my god. You were so long, I thought you weren’t coming. </p><p><br></p><p>NEIGE</p><p>There were people outside. I had to wait to carry him out, non? </p><p><br></p><p>ALFIE</p><p>Yeah, that makes sense. Uh. Where is he? </p><p><br></p><p>NEIGE</p><p>In the car. </p><p><br></p><p>ALFIE</p><p>I can’t see— oh my god. Did you put him in the boot?!</p><p><br></p><p>NEIGE</p><p>It made the most sense. </p><p><br></p><p>ALFIE</p><p>How?! </p><p><br></p><p>NEIGE</p><p>He was covered in blood and I did not want to get pulled over!</p><p><br></p><p>ALFIE</p><p>He has a head injury! He could have— oh my god. I told you to keep him alive!</p><p><br></p><p>NEIGE</p><p>Oui, and he is breathing and he has a pulse? Pas de problem!</p><p><br></p><p>ALFIE</p><p>There is a problem, actually! If he’s got brain damage, then—</p><p><br></p><p>NEIGE</p><p>Ugh, you are such a drag! Just give him some blood and he will be fine. </p><p><br></p><p>ALFIE</p><p>You are impossible!</p><p><br></p><p>NEIGE</p><p>Non, just improbable. This would all have been much easier if you had just let me kill him. </p><p><br></p><p>ALFIE</p><p>No. Now get out of the way. </p><p><br></p><p>NEIGE</p><p>Ugh, you are no fun!</p>","author_name":"Eira Major's Hanging Sloth"}