{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/6338983c88c51f0012371fdc/6a079f7968dc584eda5f9f3b?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"The Scions of the Tool Man","description":"<p>Niki is out this week, but merritt and John still find plenty to talk about in the meantime. Well, by \"plenty\" I mean mostly Tim Allen, but there's some other stuff in there too! Netbooks, <em>Destiny 2</em> nightmares, child actors and their fates, reverse engineering the plot of <em>Pixels</em> -- there's more going on here than just Tim Allen. I'll be honest though, <em>lotta</em> Tim Allen in this one.</p><p><br></p><p>Welcome to <strong><em>If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes</em></strong>, a listener-supported comedy podcast where three noble explorers chip away at the crumbling foundations of reality, five or six simultaneous topics at a time. Hosted by <a href=\"https://bsky.app/profile/nikigrayson.com\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Niki Grayson</a>, <a href=\"https://bsky.app/profile/merrittk.com\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">merritt k</a> and <a href=\"https://bsky.app/profile/floppyadult.com\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">John Warren</a>, and produced by <a href=\"https://bsky.app/profile/jordo.bsky.social\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Jordan Mallory</a>, with music by Jordan and art by <a href=\"https://bsky.app/profile/mightyatom.bsky.social\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Max Schwartz</a>.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Follow us on Bluesky:</strong> <a href=\"https://bsky.app/profile/ifyouredriving.bsky.social\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://bsky.app/profile/ifyouredriving.bsky.social</a></p><p><br></p><p><strong>Support us on Patreon:</strong> <a href=\"https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving</a></p>","author_name":"If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes"}