{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/6338983c88c51f0012371fdc/69d05b311d7024f1a76a933b?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"John's Razors","description":"<p>merritt reunites with John and Niki via satellite for an update on the status of the Artemis II mission (which everyone on the show was definitely aware of), a brief discussion about various use cases for pneumatic tubes in the household, the plot to kill the baseball child, merritt's first royalty check from Marvel Comics, and somehow even more.</p><p><br></p><p>Welcome to <strong><em>If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes</em></strong>, a listener-supported comedy podcast where three noble explorers chip away at the crumbling foundations of reality, five or six simultaneous topics at a time. Hosted by <a href=\"https://bsky.app/profile/nikigrayson.com\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Niki Grayson</a>, <a href=\"https://bsky.app/profile/merrittk.com\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">merritt k</a> and <a href=\"https://bsky.app/profile/floppyadult.com\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">John Warren</a>, and produced by <a href=\"https://bsky.app/profile/jordo.bsky.social\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Jordan Mallory</a>, with music by Jordan and art by <a href=\"https://bsky.app/profile/mightyatom.bsky.social\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Max Schwartz</a>.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Follow us on Bluesky:</strong> <a href=\"https://bsky.app/profile/ifyouredriving.bsky.social\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://bsky.app/profile/ifyouredriving.bsky.social</a></p><p><br></p><p><strong>Support us on Patreon:</strong> <a href=\"https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving</a></p>","author_name":"If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes"}