{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/6338983c88c51f0012371fdc/635b1e649e36aa001252f98f?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"The Royal You","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/6338983c88c51f0012371fdc/1666330465616-950eb33974233fdf9629f24594d85039.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p>Niki, LB and John are back and sleepier than ever, with John a little loopy from his vaccine cocktail and Niki more in need of medical attention than ever. Meanwhile, the gang shows off their knowledge of Scandinavian geography, LB and Niki compare sleep study results, John details his trip to the vaccine clinic, LB orders McDonald's live (not sponsored), and somehow, even more.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a podcast about navigating the cruelty, chaos, and wonder of our terrifying world. Niki, John, LB— and our producer Jordo— try to find meaning and clarity one or twelve subjects at a time: from the menu at Cheesecake Factory to a human man dressed up as Snoopy tucking you into bed.</strong></p><p><strong>who are we?:</strong> We are&nbsp;<a href=\"https://twitter.com/godsewa\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Niki Grayson</strong></a> (the Buster Keaton of basketball),&nbsp;<a href=\"https://twitter.com/FloppyAdult\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>John Warren</strong></a> (business boy and wassail pervert, short),&nbsp;<a href=\"https://twitter.com/hunktears\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>LB Hunktears</strong></a> (handsome genius, 5'8\", America's Gamer), and producer&nbsp;<a href=\"https://twitter.com/Jordan_Mallory/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Jordan Mallory</strong></a> (frog with computer). Music by Jordan Mallory and Art by <a href=\"https://maxds.itch.io/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Max Schwartz</a>.</p><p><strong>Follow the show:</strong> <a href=\"https://www.twitter.com/ifyouredriving\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://www.twitter.com/ifyouredriving</a></p><p><strong>Support us:</strong> <a href=\"https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving</a></p>","author_name":"If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes"}