{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/6338983c88c51f0012371fdc/633f89b2bfc0d9001251d2cd?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"The Ass Punt","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/6338983c88c51f0012371fdc/1665443309161-5b1706c39d51ae1253e9a1d54f7e384c.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p>HONK HONK! In this episode, Producer Jordo guides our hosts into a strange and fascinating world. A tiny world, a 1/24 scale world. Of truckers. JPEG-description fans rejoice and settle in for nearly a full hour of audio imagery. Also: Mad Libs, the bachelorette section, and literacy.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a podcast about navigating the cruelty, chaos, and wonder of our terrifying world. Niki, John, LB— and our producer Jordo— try to find meaning and clarity one or twelve subjects at a time: from the menu at Cheesecake Factory to a human man dressed up as Snoopy tucking you into bed.</strong></p><p><br></p><p><strong>who are we?: </strong>We are<strong>&nbsp;</strong><a href=\"https://twitter.com/godsewa\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Niki Grayson</strong></a> (the Buster Keaton of basketball),&nbsp;<a href=\"https://twitter.com/FloppyAdult\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>John Warren</strong></a> (business boy and wassail pervert, short),&nbsp;<a href=\"https://twitter.com/hunktears\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>LB Hunktears</strong></a><strong> </strong>(handsome genius, 5'8\", America's Gamer), and producer&nbsp;<a href=\"https://twitter.com/Jordan_Mallory/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Jordan Mallory</strong></a> (frog with computer). Music by Jordan Mallory and Art by <a href=\"https://maxds.itch.io/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Max Schwartz</a>.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Follow the show: </strong><a href=\"https://www.twitter.com/ifyouredriving\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://www.twitter.com/ifyouredriving</a></p><p><strong>Support us:</strong> <a href=\"https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving</a></p>","author_name":"If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes"}