Bandit has caught the Cooktown Cough and is a grumpy boy today which we take full advantage of. Some ripper yarns from the trendsetters this week, including why you shouldn't fart on ya mates, toilet training the tin lids and many more from some of our favourite trendsetters. Enjoy legends!
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Better Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/
Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds too. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.
SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code \"ALPHA\" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com
Portwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/
Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code \"ALPHA\" for $30 off your first order or \"ALPHA10\" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:
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0:00 - INTRO
1:30 - KNUCKLES PROPER TRUE YARN
8:00 - CARRY ONS
57:00 - WINNING CALLER
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