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0:00 - Sniffing The Fingers
2:20 - Housing Commission Neighbours
4:30 - ABC Pokie Machine
6:20 - The Amazing Shitboy
7:32 - Pube Flavoured Durry
8:45 - Not Today, Satan!
10:30 - School Sports & 10 Pin Bowling
12:00 - Dick In The Mailbox
13:30 - Yeah The Girls
14:40 - Shagging The Bosses Daughter
16:20 - Drinking Metho In The Shops
18:10 - Black Market Lunches At School
20:10 - Referring Mates To The Pod
21:46 - Cutting Hose For Bongs
23:30 - Fingering In The Library
23:50 - Monopoly Board
25:30 - Finding Homegirls You Know
27:27 - Blowing Up About Poo's Reviews
29:10 - Zorro The White Pointer
31:30 - Finding Dad's Porno Stash (Fluff And Fold)
33:40 - Cori's Nurse Curse
34:40 - Marketplace Murder
36:20 - Cecil's Shits The Swag
38:10 - Crop Dusting The Club Dance Floor
40:00 - Little Brother
41:13 - Finding Dad's VCR P*rnos
43:00 - Spraying The Back Fence
44:50 - Hot Flange Ange
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