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0:00 - Shotgun Soap Shells
2:40 - Shitting In The Mall Urinal
4:20 - Jimmy's BDSM Side Hustle
5:50 - Chocolate Thunder From Down Under
7:00 - Part Number
8:00 - Hair Removal Cream
9:10 - Nursing Home Shagger
10:55 - The Australian Alien
12:25 - Carnie On The Dodgems
13:55 - The Deaf Neighbour
15:30 - My Family Car Stickers
16:30 - Uber Nun
17:30 - Rabbit Up The Drainpipe
18:40 - Cooked Chook In The Wall At Schoolies
21:00 - Legs the Concretor
22:30 - Birthday Suit
24:40 - Emergency Services To The Rescue
26:25 - Dementia Patient Popping In For A Cuppa
27:56 - Keep Pinging The C*nt
29:15 - Kebab Correspondent On The Cruise
31:36 - Moreton The Mudcrabs Near Death Experience
32:30 - Hiccup's 5 Day Sleep