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0:00 - Sex Robot Warranty
10:07 - The Trifecta Song
12:09 - Horse Shoe Farriers
14:40 - Waking up under the pub
20:07 - The CQ Heat
23:21 - Alpha Blokes Poem
28:07 - Foreskin Schooner
33:01 - Homegirl Mag
36:49 - Gizmo the Guinea Pig
40:07 - The Alpha Blokes Anthem
45:57 - ABC Pandemic
47:16 - Southern Cross People Watching
51:00 - Cereal while driving
56:12 - What truckies see while driving
57:42 - Cyclists in Pubs
1:01:00 - Whistler Housing Story
1:03:21 - Bundaberg Surprise Hotel Prostitute
1:07:07 - F*ck you gout, f*ck you
1:08:40 - The ABC Pandemic
1:09:40 - Tony Hawk, Pro Skateboarder
1:13:43 - Spidermans Web
1:19:09 - The ABC Rap