Thousands of Prisoners are to be released to make room for the PPE fraudsters and insider traders from the Tory party
Kier Starmer is chairing a meeting of European leaders and desperately trying to avoid saying Brexit, free movement, immigration or Europe for two days
Nigel Fáragë, Liz Truss and Boris Johnson have all rushed to Millwalki to find ways to make money from Donald Trump and his ear apparent JD Vance
Meanwhile President Biden has caught COVID in an attempt to prove he's not a frail old man
In other plague news, Baroness Hallet releases her first COVID Enquiry report criticising the governments' preparedness for a pandemic, the Daily Mail will almost certainly blame Angela Rayner for this
And now, for the Pothole count from Aidan
42
And that was the news, from Trumpton.
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