{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/62ab412d350958001243878b/66748052d93b3d0012aaa6ec?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"Top Of The Morning: Transexual Prostitutes in Istanbul","description":"<p>\"Funnier than Jonathan Ross\" - Graham Norton.</p><p><br></p><p>The belly laughs are back in this summer variety show as Ray and Jorma drink gin with various vegetable surprises in conjunction with Pakistan Textile Journal</p><p><br></p><ol><li><strong>Chinese Year of the Talking Istanbullocks:</strong> Introduction and Ray gets a sensual foot massage from an Aussie farmer called Bruce</li><li><strong>Is The New American Dream:</strong> A poem by Morgan Freeman. Morgan talks about how hopeless the two geriatric presidential candidates, Biden and Trump are and drops a revealing hint about Clint Eastwood's recent embarrassing hospital visit.</li><li><strong>Aging Presidents discussion:</strong> Sharks, Electric boats and Morgan Freeman's age.</li><li><strong>Plugging the YouTube channel: Talking Istanbullocks Comedy. </strong>Being accused of being an NPC by a little bollix and not understanding internet slang.</li><li><strong>True or False:</strong> Test your knowledge of boybands and rhyming slang for haemorrhoids (piles).</li><li><strong>Mock The Woke (COMEDY SKETCH) </strong>Kaiden Stokes, the overly woke bloke, tries to order a pint of ''Guinness Beer'' from Greg, the slightly autistic bartender, who mistakes him for a Trip Advisor inspector. Greg tries to be ''accommodating and friendly'' and Kaiden ends up in a spot of bother with the police after he flashes some dollars around in a red light district.</li><li><strong>Blackmilkshake Post of the Week:</strong> Which human organ becomes ten times bigger when it's stimulated?&nbsp;</li><li><strong>Preview and Shout Outs</strong></li></ol><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>TRANSCRIPT: <a href=\"https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ROCe-4pODCDpFoGLVz4J6cGPagEEYMLNv-pnKKmzpOs/edit?usp=sharing\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ROCe-4pODCDpFoGLVz4J6cGPagEEYMLNv-pnKKmzpOs/edit?usp=sharing</a></p><p><br></p><p>Join us for another riotous episode filled with satire, slapstick, and clever comedy. If you enjoy the show, don’t forget to share it with your friends and leave us a rating!</p><h3><br></h3><p>#ComedyPodcast #BritishComedy #IrishComedy #GinAndTonicCucumber #hilariouspodcast #youngatheart #MockTheWoke #BidenOrTrump #MorganFreemanPoetry #PodcastHumour #TalkingIstanbullocksYouTubeChannel #TimHallam #PakistanTextileJournal #hilariouspodcast #funnierthanjonathanross</p>","author_name":"Jorma Kirkko and Ray Mac"}