{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/62ab412d350958001243878b/662a95e4437bd7001216d6d0?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"Size Isn't Everything - Ray Gets The Willies","description":"<p>Morgan Freeman gives his opinion on Matt Barr, the man with the biggest penis in Britain; Honzie delivers April's horoscopes and a racing tip while Ray tells Jorma about his favourite willie: Willie Nelson and an arse ticklers club.</p><p><br></p><p>This show is sponsored by James Joyce Irish Pub, Istanbul and Spick And Span Magazine</p><p><br></p><p>#ComedySketches #Banter #MattBarr #BritainsBiggestPenis #WillieNelson #SizeIsntEverything #MorganFreeManPoetry #AprilHoroscopes #Honzie #JamesJoyceIrishPubIstanbul #SpickAndSpan #ArseTicklers #JeffWode</p><p><br></p><p>Transcript: </p><p><a href=\"https://docs.google.com/document/d/1eoxOKhjy9M1k26_q3xNNQJs1L113DNlCIKH3ifnwmCE/edit?usp=sharing\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://docs.google.com/document/d/1eoxOKhjy9M1k26_q3xNNQJs1L113DNlCIKH3ifnwmCE/edit?usp=sharing</a></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>'Episode Summary</p><p><br></p><ul><li><strong>Chinese New Year Of The Istanbullocks</strong></li><li><strong>Sponsored by Spick and Span Magazine</strong>: Ray's 80's erotica cupboard and shenanigans in James Joyce Irish Pub, Istanbul</li><li><strong>Morgan Freeman Poem</strong>: Size Isn't Everything - Jeff Wode 'better in their general life and 'he's much better in our sex life and in our general life' - Cat Deeley and Ben Shepherd discuss Matt Barr's Penis - twelve inches - Academy Awards - John Thomas - This Morning TV show</li><li><strong>It's not what you've got, it's where you stick it </strong>- <strong>Talking Istanbullocks YouTube Channel </strong>- Kaiden Stokes 'The Really Woke Bloke' video, Gladiator parody video</li><li><strong>Celebrity True or False</strong>: Willie Nelson's Black Belt * Karate/Kung Fu * Jorma's Willie Nelson in the woods story * A Cross Joint 'what your grandchildren will be smoking in the future' * Roofies and Baileys * 'Willie gets the horn * Shotgun Willie' * 'Willie thinks he's hard' * KY Jelly * who Willie Nelson worked with * 'I love Willie' *Thespians</li><li><strong>Honzie's Horoscopes for April</strong>: South African bogus astonomer * a rat in my kitchen * horse racing tips * Grand Nation * Gladiator homage * I am Maximus * James Earl Ray * Jack Nicholas vs Jack Nicholson</li><li><strong>Blackmilkshake Post of the Week</strong> - joke sent in to comedy Facebook page * Arse Ticklers Istanbul * Putting a rubber on the end of your stick *</li><li><strong>End Credits</strong>: Liam Neeson interview next week * request for Morgan Freeman poems and Kiss and Tell Stories to talkingistnbullocks@gmail.com</li><li>'<strong>No animals or copyright were violated during the making of this podcast</strong>'</li></ul>","author_name":"Jorma Kirkko and Ray Mac"}