{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/62ab412d350958001243878b/66216efe57b80d00128b26c1?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"Congratulations! Now Go Back to Russia","description":"<p>In an episode fuller than a Porta Loo on Day 3 of Glastonbury, the muddy funsters from Istanbul delve into the fascinating world of jiggy-jiggy giraffe style; Kaiden Stokes The Really Woke Bloke clashes with a pregnant woman over gender-neutral baby raising; a Cretan bar owner experiments with seaside camel rides; Morgan Freeman talks about the dangers of diarrhoea  when you have a pollen allergy, while a man with no balls finds his dream job.</p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>1. Introduction: THE CHINESE YEAR OF THE ISTANBULLOCKS (00:00 - 02:00)**</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;- Mention of the main sponsor: James Joyce.</p><p><br></p><p>2. Sponsor Plug: (02:01 - 05:00)</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;- Portable Restroom Operator Monthly.</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;- ''Today's show is fuller than a port-a-loo on day 3 of Glastonbury.\"</p><p>&nbsp;- Episode Menu: Kaiden Stokes The Really Woke Bloke, True or False</p><ul><li>3. Morgan Freeman Poem: (05:01 - 09:00)</li></ul><p>\"Getting Older by Morgan Freeman.\"</p><p>4.Segment: True or False (09:01 - 10:00)</p><ul><li>Jorma's remaining days in his 40s.</li><li>Ray's upcoming eligibility for a bus pass.</li><li>Discussion on middle age and health issues.</li><li>Jokes about hydraulics (Viagra) and aging.</li><li>Phil Thompson's father and The Magic Roundabout.</li><li>Discussion on Magic Roundabout and Captain Pugwash.</li><li>Bagpuss memories.</li></ul><p>5. Comedy Sketch: (15:01 - 17:00)</p><ul><li>Kaiden explains woke parenting to a happy Polish woman</li></ul><p>6.Listener Engagement: (17:01 - 21:00)</p><ul><li>Call for poem requests.</li><li>Email address: talkingistanbullocks@gmail.com.</li><li>YouTube Channel Promotion: (19:01 - 21:00)</li><li>Encouragement to like, comment, and share.</li><li>Mention of sketches featuring Liam Neeson, Kaiden Stokes, Donald Trump, and Morgan Freeman.</li></ul><p>7.Nostalgic Discussion: (21:01 - 26:00)</p><ul><li>True or False Segment: Phil Thompson's father and The Magic Roundabout.</li><li>Discussion on Magic Roundabout and Captain Pugwash.</li><li>Bagpuss memories.</li></ul><p>8.Animal Facts Segment: (26:01 - 27:00)</p><ul><li>Giraffes' mating behavior.</li></ul><p>9. Post Of The Week: (27:01 - 29:00)</p><ul><li>Joke from a listener</li></ul><p>10.Thanks and Closing Credits: (29:01 - 31:00)</p><ul><li>Show wrap-up and closing remarks.</li><li>Gratitude for listeners and sponsors.</li></ul><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>These timings are approximations based on typical podcast segment lengths and the given content.</p><p><br></p><p>Transcript</p><p><a href=\"https://docs.google.com/document/d/12IQZxYbpJwafzg9lOEtVKM5G3tgAlHMYwerpjGdH9tE/edit\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://docs.google.com/document/d/12IQZxYbpJwafzg9lOEtVKM5G3tgAlHMYwerpjGdH9tE/edit</a></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>#TalkingIstanbullocks #AreGıraffesGay #GenderNeutralParenting #WokeParody #CamelBeachBar #SneezingWithDiarrhoea #ComedyPodcast #Istanbulpodcast #WokeBloke #FunnyPodcast #Britishcomedy #Irishcomedy #wokeculture #mockingwoke ##TalkingIstanbullocks #FunnyPodcasts #MorganFreemanPoem #PodcastBanter #ComedyDuo #FunnyPoems</p><p><br></p>","author_name":"Jorma Kirkko and Ray Mac"}