Monday’s Here. Your Soul Is Not.
Grab your coffee, matcha, or whatever takes the edge off Monday, pop in your earbuds, and let’s shit-talk TV, gossip, true crime & whatever we couldn’t stop thinking about.
THIS WEEK:
🏖️ WEEKEND UPDATE
Jodie returns from Arizona, Amanda returns from Banff, and naturally we have several things that need to be formally entered into the Monday record.
👩🏼🌾SISTER WIVES
Janelle Brown hard launches new BEAU!
🏰 THE TRAITORS
We’re talking Traitors with special guest Nick Kochanov (BANISHED Podcast) because apparently we require outside counsel for this level of deception.
⚖️ ORDER IN THE PODCAST: LINDSAY CLANCY
The Lindsay Clancy trial is nearing one of its biggest moments yet. The defense is wrapping its case with forensic psychiatrist Dr. Phillip Resnick — a key expert in the Andrea Yates case — and closing arguments are expected early next week. We’re talking postpartum psychosis, medication, criminal responsibility, Patrick Clancy, the doctors who treated Lindsay, and the question that continues to hang over this entire trial: what did they miss?
💔 MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT — PEACOCK
Episodes 16–18 are out, Decision Day is approaching, Felipe still has dating-app baggage, and several people continue demonstrating why perhaps the experts should have conducted one more interview. The finale and reunion arrive August 27.
💔 HAYDEN PANETTIERE
The shocking death of Hayden Panettiere at only 36, what has actually been confirmed versus what the internet is speculating about, and why Diana Jenkins’ name is resurfacing in conversations surrounding Hayden’s memoir and past.
🦀 RIP HOWIE’S SUCCESSOR
An unnecessarily emotional update from the Howie the Crab Extended Universe.
👑 ROSIE O’DONNELL: LATE-NIGHT BITCH
Rosie guest-hosts Jimmy Kimmel Live! for the week and immediately reminds everyone why she belongs on television. Her first night drew the highest audience of this summer’s Kimmel guest hosts, and her return has us asking whether America is ready for the Rosie Renaissance.
🎭 BROADWAY CORNER: A TALE OF TWO ARIS
Ariana Madix heads back to Broadway as Connie Francis in Just in Time, and Broadway people have… thoughts. Meanwhile Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo reunited onstage in London for For Good, because Glinda and Elphaba apparently knew we needed something nice this week.
🎥 DVR ALERT
❄️ The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City — 9/16
📺 Netflix 9/11 Cocumentary — 9/2
🐋 Whalefall — 8/16
🏅Raygun Doc 9/1
🚨AMBER ALERT
Jenelle “too sick and injured” for twitch stream, Kail funds another loser’s trip abroad
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THIS WEEK ON PATREON:
WE LOVE TO HATE TV (Tier 2+)
Sister Wives S17 “Tell All” (part 1)
TOTAL REQUEST PODCAST (Tier 1+)
Deep Sea Month: “Deep Blue Sea” (1999)
TRP BACKLOG: Keeping Up With the Kardashians
GIRL DINNER (Tier 2+)
Girl Dinner Episode 107 “Leftovers: Back from Vacay”
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