{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/62691a3e6e58660013eed3cf/6949edacf756711739fde21c?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"The Ballad of Season 19","description":"<p>LYRICS:</p><p><br></p><p>Well Edgar is dead there is nothing to say</p><p>Nothing Mike can do will make it okay</p><p>There’s nothing to do to return him to form</p><p>Better to stay home and hang out with Norm</p><p><br></p><p>Mike kills a spider inside of his house</p><p>He carries it with him whenever he’s out</p><p>Michael thinks he’d do better out of the home</p><p>So Mike goes to Texas, down to bluster’s grove</p><p><br></p><p>Tex has an idea of what’s going on</p><p>He sends Mike to Yellowknife to live on a farm</p><p>The Yellowknife folks don’t like Mike's plan</p><p>So they break his calculator, no more numbers, man</p><p><br></p><p>Mike escapes back to Bluster’s Grove</p><p>He’s been living as stock with the numbers alone</p><p>The lost year is gone, it’s burned in the past</p><p>Tex pushed mike right into a vat</p><p><br></p><p>It’s better to let these things go</p><p>But mike can’t keep well enough alone</p><p><br></p><p>There’s talks at the tavern of a rerack today</p><p>But Tex gets dethroned and Mike is set free</p><p>A is in charge, he’s cracking the whip</p><p>Outlaw and Bluster are now wanted men</p><p><br></p><p>Mike is retired after such a long trip</p><p>He piles up the past to try and get over it</p><p>Base is continuing correcting the time</p><p>Mike sleeps through a conference and steps on a spider</p><p><br></p><p>Meanwhile Al is the king of the crabs</p><p>He puts down a mutiny with a wave of his hands</p><p>Lieutenant swears revenge and you know that he’ll get it</p><p>Operose will be back if Mike will just let it</p><p><br></p><p>Ty visits Mike to make a house call</p><p>Acting like he doesn’t want anything at all</p><p>He makes Mike promise he won’t do something drastic</p><p>Mike tells Ty he can kiss his asscheek</p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>It’s better to let these things go</p><p>But mike can’t keep well enough alone</p><p><br></p><p>Mike starts to blink when he’s at the compound</p><p>Destabilized timelines are going around</p><p>And Norm gets too close to remain in the fold</p><p>Bradford and Stinky take over his home</p><p><br></p><p>Stinky plays dumb, Mike blinks out</p><p>Mike is getting desperate for help right now</p><p>He begs Michael for guidance, Michael says yep</p><p>He proves Mike will become him, cuts off his fingertip</p><p><br></p><p>Edgar blinks out inside a correction</p><p>He cannot avoid Operose’s detection</p><p>Everyone is trying to remember him alive</p><p>But Mike is determined he will never die</p><p><br></p><p>Lieutenant’s set free, he sends Al to Ty</p><p>Al sends Mike to yellowknife and then al’s sent to die</p><p>Lieutenant kills A and frees Tex from the vats</p><p>He sends Edman to Yellowknife where Mike is at</p><p><br></p><p>It’s better to let these things go</p><p>But mike can’t keep well enough alone</p><p><br></p><p>Bradford sends Mike to Norm, he don’t remember a thing</p><p>Mike transports in the room and ruins everything</p><p>He meets the cured Edgar and chooses to save him</p><p>The iteration storm stars, cue the mayhem</p><p><br></p><p>But what about the lost year, that voice that we heard?</p><p>Is it fated to stay buried in the dirt?</p><p>Now that Mike initiated the storm</p><p>What will become of the Mikes that are born?</p><p><br></p><p>Is Operose now a foregone conclusion</p><p>That Mike founded it to keep Edgar elusive</p><p>And maybe the most important question of all</p><p>Will the Matt Pack get screentime in this season at all?</p><p><br></p><p>It’s better to let these things go</p><p>But mike can’t keep well enough alone</p><p><br></p>","author_name":"WOE.BEGONE Industries LLC"}