Season 17 starts tomorrow.
LYRICS:
Mike took over Base
And he left Edgar behind
Everyone was mad at him
He couldn’t tell them why
He had a plan in Yellowknife
Iterated their Mike
He went to Tex’s poker night
An iteration died.
Stinky showed up on his own
Wielding a device
It made him near invincible
He toppled Tex in one try
He almost did the same to Base
But the Stinky device misfired
Chance became the leader
And left Shadow behind.
Meanwhile Mikey’s very lost
He can’t remember his life
He found himself in Rugby,
Writing like a scribe
He finally escaped and made it
All the way to Sly
Where he was picked up once again
And also Christmas Island happened,
Or did it? Is that canon?
Chance tried his hand at leading Base
With Mikey at his side
The Stinky device pointed them
To a mission on the inside
But inside of where?
They think it is OI
But wherever it truly is
Mikey remembers his life.
But Mikey’s iterated once more
And finds himself on ice
CANNONBALL has stolen him
To retrieve his device
This device can edit them
And then store them inside
So Ryan hatches an escape plan
Or at least he tries.
Ryan has a game plan
To save them from the ice
They find themselves at Boris’s place
To root through Michael’s files
Boris tries to shoot them down
But gets caught by surprise
Luckily, he’s not the only one
Meddling in this time.
Mikey gets sent back to base
But everything’s on fire,
Or at least it’s very hot
And all empty inside
CANNONBALL knew of their plan
Was not tricked by their lies
And so they end up edited
And inside the device.
Charlie was inside Tier 3
And had been all the time
She kept Marissa inside there
To coax out Chris and Ryan
Then VHS got consolidated
With a compound Michael
They overcame their editing
And CANNONBALL said goodbye.
But our heroes aren’t safe
Can’t go back to their lives
Because everyone is edited
And everybody lies
So who is who? And who is
Merely CANNONBALL-lite?
And who will Base edit now
That they have the Stinky device?
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