Y'know how everyone's Dad has to stab their uncle in a barfight over their mum's infidelity at some point in their formative years? Well I know this guy whose parents waited until 21 to do the barfight. Unbelievable.
Origin Story was written and read by Stuart Hardy.
http://www.patreon.com/stubagful
Music from Youtube's audio library
Peacefully - E's Jammy Jams
Happy Birthday - E's Jammy Jams
Lost at Sea - Tracktribe
Pouring Out - Asher Fulero
Gamela - E's Jammy James
Sound effects
Wine glass shatter - Youtube audio library
London Pub Ambience by mdayalan -- https://freesound.org/s/398224/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
SFXWhip-Ext _OWI Whip_Mikail_OwSfx by Mikail_Olivier -- https://freesound.org/s/708319/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
Frying Sausage 2.wav by itinerantmonk108 -- https://freesound.org/s/552717/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
Body - Fall, heavy dangerous by Vrymaa -- https://freesound.org/s/734629/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
Emergency Ambulance Pass by BennettFilmTeacher -- https://freesound.org/s/607782/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
The Office by qubodup -- https://freesound.org/s/211945/ -- License: Attribution 4.0
Room tone with computer noise by stomachache -- https://freesound.org/s/192529/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
keyboarding2.wav by keweldog -- https://freesound.org/s/181708/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
Office_phone ring_medium loud.aif by vrodge -- https://freesound.org/s/119555/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
Stapler.wav by esperri -- https://freesound.org/s/119154/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
Office Ambience.wav by DiArchangeli -- https://freesound.org/s/108695/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
Printer.wav by shaugestuen -- https://freesound.org/s/89985/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
typing_soft.wav by beckmen -- https://freesound.org/s/79711/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
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