You know the hat we’re talking about. That little squashed down top hat?
Think you could pull it off? And can he even pull it off? Sometimes I just wish he would.
Take it off altogether and show us that crown of yours.
Like, what’s actually under the hat Jason?! Show us will ya, for f*ck sake. Why are you always wearing a hat!
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