On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris are back with another chaotic round-up of football, forfeits, predictions and some genuinely bizarre stories from the weekend.
The lads kick things off by finally revealing more about Chris’ comedy club forfeit, including the nerves before he took to the stage and the incredible reaction from an unsuspecting fan who realised exactly why Chris was there. The conversation then takes an unexpected turn as the boys discuss the strange habit of giving fake names when ordering coffee — with one particular Brazilian footballer-themed idea quickly becoming a potential global game.
We also get into the weekend’s football, including Arsenal’s impressive win over Chelsea and whether they could really run away with the Premier League. The lads debate Arsenal’s mentality, their defensive strength and the impact of their new signings, before discussing the controversial incident involving Morgan Rogers and Declan Rice.
Elsewhere, Jamie Vardy’s move to Burnley gets a mention, the boys react to Alex Gilbert’s brilliant Inbetweeners-inspired announcement video, and there’s plenty of love for Hull Marina — perhaps the next great summer destination?!
The boys also debate whether Spurs can finally turn things around, before reading some brilliant Why The Football Not? submissions, including one fan who watched his team win promotion from a tree and another who travelled from Dublin to Liverpool on a free ticket with no money, hotel or plan.
And then things take a very unexpected turn when Pete’s podiatrist arrives mid-recording to deal with his troublesome footballer’s toenails. The lads investigate Pete’s bizarre feet, discuss whether they’re a footballer thing, and somehow turn the whole situation into one of the strangest moments of the episode.
Another week, another set of disasters. Enjoy!
Chumbawamba
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00:00 - The boys are back and tease Chris’ comedy club forfeit
02:00 - The unbelievable “pizza box” incident on the walk to the comedy club
05:24 - The lads reveal their favourite fake coffee names
11:00 - Bottomless curry brunches: the new happy hour?
14:38 - Rice vs Rogers gets seriously spicy
16:14 - Could Arsenal romp the Premier League by 15 points?
19:01 - Footballers walking home and trying to stay anonymous
20:03 - Jamie Vardy’s Burnley return and a brilliant football announcement video
21:34 - Hull are flying — but what is going on with that kit?
22:53 - Is Hull Marina secretly the next great summer destination?
24:34 - Aston Villa’s struggles and the great Brighton vs Hove debate
26:21 - “Let’s give Hove some love”
29:46 - Can Spurs finally turn their season around?
31:33 - Why The Football Not? — watching a promotion-winning game from a tree
34:15 - A free Liverpool ticket leads to a 60-hour adventure
35:36 - Pete’s podiatrist arrives mid-recording
37:23 - The truth behind Peter Crouch’s troublesome footballer toes
39:35 - The score prediction league heats up
40:25 - Could one of the lads really be forced to dress as a dog at Crufts?
42:18 - The £50 Barry bet gets settled
43:20 - Manchester United vs Manchester City predictions
45:02 - Our latest audio disaster
47:15 - The lads make their Manchester derby predictions
49:19 - Liverpool vs Fulham predictions
50:44 - Coventry vs Brighton predictions
52:48 - The return of the themed footballer XI’s
54:03 - Signing off
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