Reddit rSlash Storytime r offmychest where i go to open houses every weekend and flush stuff down the toilets to test the plumbing and i'm not even in the market to buy I’m so happy a teen driver hit me. Like actually. I've been ensuring that my neighbor gets at least one parking ticket a week for the last six months. I found out my mom played some amazing 4D parenting chess Friends and family think I'm a bum for \"doing nothing\" all day. I am doing niche, internet NSFW work and making more money than them. Guy pretended to die on the phone with me from a gas leak because he thought it would get his issue resolved quicker. I traveled 7,000 km to meet a webcam girl and it turned into one of the most uncomfortable nights of my life
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