Reddit rSlash Storytime r tifu where TIFU by mocking my neighbors parrot for the last couple of weeks. TIFU by letting intrusive thoughts win while working a 16-hour shift in a flour mill TIFU (when I was 11) by accidentally carpet-bombing my neighbors’ backyard party with dog crap TIFU by starting my day 12 hours early… TIFU by forgetting I had a Pi-Hole TIFU i (chinese fem) offered my guy friend “asian candy” while lying down in front of him TIFU using my wife’s friend’s phone and seeing their group chat name. TIFU by eating a home made family sized lasagne for every meal over 2 days. TIFU by accidentally stealing from Sam’s
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