r TIFU TIFU by rolling my garden hose TIFU by not checking if the bathroom door actually locked TIFU by pricing a concert ticket. TIFU by going away last minute on a girl TIFU by almost cutting a major artery while loading the dishwasher TIFU by even getting out of bed. TIFU by using old sunscreen when I went kayaking TIFU by not noticing I was logged into my bf's Trainline account TIFU by calling a new hire ma’am TIFU by telling my teacher about an episode of my favourite TV show. TIFU by texting my mom instead of my girlfriend TIFU When my roommate lit a match to air out my Gas Bomb.
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