r prorevenge where Petty revenge on my mom spilled my dad's abusive, cheating, and drinking lore to his parents on his birthday I made over 20 companies mail my friend copies of the U.S. Constitution Spilled her beer on my wife’s feet and ignored it It was International Waters Some idiot at a desert party You get what you deserve I cost a few managers the big bonuses they were looking forward to Movie Theater Petty Revenge Accidental Revenge i signed my ex and the girl he cheated on me with for call spoofs He kept stealing our bar stool, so I got him a standing ovation Revenge by proxy Car salespeople should not judge a book by it's cover!
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