estimated a 30 minute print time. TIFU by accidentally dumping a ship’s entire black water tank into a dry dock and running away TIFU by using my laptop like a boomer for 8 years TIFU by accidentally turning a wholesome first date into shame TIFU by crop dusting a family at Target TIFU I thought I was supposed to check out tomorrow, but it was actually today. I went out early for a hike, the hostel called the police thinking I had disappeared. TIFU: Removed the film on my TV, turns out I wasn't supposed to remove it. IFU by cupping my forehead. I should never go along with what my bf says ever again. TIFU by trying to act fancy at a lobster dinner and accidentally assaulting my boss’s wife with seafood TIFU by basically telling a girl that I'm a liar who's going to gaslight her TIFU by being honest at a car crash
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