r TIFU TIFU - Telling my 8th grade teacher \"Don't drop the soap\" TIFU by wearing my AirPods to a job interview and forgetting they had a mic TIFU by forgetting to access work platform for 2 years TIFU by trying to do the “right thing” at work and accidentally making things worse TIFU by asking out a married barista TIFU by finding my best friend's husband's emotional affair journal on our shared Google Drive TIFU by naming my dog a slur :( TIFU by being blind TIFU by using baking soda to clean my kitchen floor TIFU by trying to flirt with a guy at the gym and ending up in a full-blown CPR situation😭 TIFUpdate - didn't realise I didn't have a master's degree TIFU by mixing up the concert date of my favorite artist TIFU by missing work and ending up in surgery
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