r TIFU TIFU by getting too high with my (adult) kid and getting the paramedics called on me Tried to steal fries. Turns out I paid and handed back a bag of fries that I paid for. The universe is funny like that. TIFU by asking my boyfriend for flowers TIFU by calling myself a puppy during a job interview TIFU by accidentally telling my landlord I broke before even fully moving in TIFU by not reading a recipe closely enough TIFU By stealing kills from my SIL resulting on ending the relationship with her and my Brother TIFU By forcing a gas station to shut down TIFU by freezing at the hair dresser and ended up with a colour I hate
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