r TIFU TIFU by returning bras at the Post Office TI Freaked UP by believing a work prank on April 1st and embarrassing myself in front of everyone. TIFU by telling my professor I was “gravely ill” when I just had a cold TIFU by letting my son give me Poison Ivy as a gift TIFU by giving a girl tokens at Chuck E Cheese TIFU by breaking my leg and tearily confessed to smoking in front of my mother. TIFU by letting a homeless man crash at my place TIFU by making a 5 big booms joke on a first date. TIFU by realizing almost a year later that my internship contract has a bunch of typos TIFU by letting my daughter watch iPad on an 8 hour long car journey. TIFU by having head surgery and waking up mid-dart tournament in my mind
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