r TIFU TIFU by telling a customer they only want to hear themselves talk TIFU I Accidentally Got Into the Wrong Car and Ranted to a Stranger! I bought 5 beers per person for a work party and I can only imagine what the result was, but even though I F’ed Up, let’s be real… my boss F’ed Up more by asking the non-drinker to buy the alcohol. I get cluster headaches, I got one before a large speech and threw up all over the stage because I was too stubborn to tell anyone. Tried to make a joke about Grandpa’s squirrel conspiracy hobby and accidentally started World War III between him and Grandma. Was tired, fell asleep, missed a meeting where our manager was basically saying goodbye to us :( I feel pretty bad for missing the meeting :( Trapped man. Man escaped. Still have have bait. Wife unimpressed. I'll probably lose a marketplace star rating. dropped off kid at daycare, owner/client texts me with picture of found medical marijuana with my name on it. TIFU by remembering a scene from Supernatural at the wrong time then having a six year old yelling Pudding with pants down over and over again. The mall was just 2 blocks away from my work. Lesson learned: Always do a tooth check before leaving the house.
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