Reddit rSlash Storytime r TIFU TIFU By crossing into the USA border with cannabis. Banned for life. TIFU by Eating 161 Eggs in 13 Days TIFU by participating in a \"dissapoint your parents\" party, and actually disappointing my parents. TIFU by Accidentally Destroying My Website, Then Finding the Backup Months Later in the Most Unexpected Place TIFU thinking that a UV light was a normal night lamp. TIFU by asking the cops for drugs TIFU by putting a magnet in my ear I gave a Karen the secret recipe and she shared it online. I mixed up my medication with my daughter’s tooth she lost this morning because they were both in the same kind of zip lock bag TIFU by buying clothes for a homeless child which resulted in me losing my job. TIFU by tattoo my boyfriends arm where he told me too.
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