Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where Don't like my cooking, guess you don't need it Someone I barely knew put me down as a job reference and lied about their experience and HR forced me to set the record straight. Old boss told me to contact his lawyers. So i did... **You don't want to wait patiently for 30 seconds? Then you'll be forced to wait patiently for an hour or more **It’s not your job to answer the phone? Well I guess it’s not my job to answer questions on your behalf…. **My cat asked for it **Won't let me work from home? Okay, I'll fart up the office.
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