Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where \"Where is John Smith!?!\" I know you're in a hurry, but is there still time to be petty? My mum is the pettiest of all - and I like it Shame me for being an unmarried mother in front of my kids, I’ll show you how much of a sham your marriage is. Dollar Dollar Bill Y'All Petty with a side of bacon That’s what he gets for cheating In such a hurry you shove my cart into me and make it harder for me to load my groceries on the belt? Welp, time to use all those extra small gift certificates I keep forgetting! You choose to stare at me? Well I 'spose I'll do the same Minor revenge but still got 'em back Won’t let me do renovations to the outside of my buildings because they’re in a “historic district”, let’s see how you like them now. He was in a rush, so I wasted his time! Great, I'll take the last washer then! The absolute best $20 I've ever spent
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