Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where I Threw Garbage Back Into The Car Of The Person Who Dumped It On The Street Don't bring your dog to the office. No motorcycle parts for you We call my dad the green shadow and this is his origin story Revenge for a stolen bike. Won't take care of your cows? We will, then Illegal handicap placard user gets owned. Want better ribs? Fine with me ACCIDENT VICTIM! Shady realtors lose their client. Triple Rush! Parts match drawing, can't be assembled, and don't work. Surprise. Sure, you can have these breadsticks that we haven't eaten for no reason in particular Don't mess with country kids Jackfruit in the communal fridge? No sleep for you!
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