Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where \"Oh, you don't appreciate having to clean up after yourselves? Here, let me force you to clean up after yourselves.\" When I was young and naive but not too naive, I let a stinky girl stay with me and we went halfsies on a deposit for a place, she didn’t shower or pay rent and moved out of my house and wouldn’t give me my key back so I got the deposit back, kept her money and surpassed her in life. Going to go extra sloooow, now Fob me off? Ok, let me unintentionally make you look bad. it's fine if you don't give me a solo I'll just win the talent show Don't cut in front of a parent with their child and then ask us to take your photo Park your classic car in the company garage? Get a ticket from me. Roommates ignore me and hurt me so I took away my cooking supplies Ex lies about why we broke up to his mum, so I share the evidence of his cheating with her. \"It's Fair Game!\"
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