{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/6215d2d262e7be00121ac784/636a5d04021f5e0012b0fdcf?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"SKATCAST | Episode 044 - All NEW Nurse Fairy Rhymes (Collection II)","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/6215d2d262e7be00121ac784/show-cover.jpg?height=200","description":"<p>The SKATCAST Network presents:</p><p><br></p><p>SKATCAST #44 with the Script Keeper!  Earhole Engagement Required.</p><p><br></p><p>Today's Bullshit:</p><p>SKATCAST #44 is once again a collection of Nurse Fairy Rhymes from places like Aesop's Fables, Brothers Grimm and Even Brothers Tim and Steve.  </p><p><br></p><p>[\"The Tortoise and the Ducks\" | 0:44] - Talking animals take center stage as we learn about the origins of the turtle's shell.</p><p><br></p><p>[\"The Dog, The Cock and the Fox\" | 4:46 ] - The dog and the cock are best buds, but what will happen when the fox is thrown into the mix?</p><p><br></p><p>[\"The Elephant and the Donkey\" | 9:31] - Who will be elected head of the zoo?  It's important that you find out!</p><p><br></p><p>[\"The Eagle and the Jackdaw\" | 12:51] - The eagle is a global symbol of strength and the Jackdaw is like, \"fuck yeah, me too!\"  Wonder how that turns out?</p><p><br></p><p>[\"The Shepherd and the Wolf\" | 15:26] - Remember that story about the boy who cried wolf?  That's this story but skit-skatted!</p><p><br></p><p>[\"The Pack of Ragamuffins\" | 21:44] - This one is so obscure we're almost certain we've misspelled the title.  There's a cock in this one too.</p><p><br></p><p>[\"The Wizard, The Knight and the Pigeon\" | 27:00] - Loosely based on a story you might know, this one goes way the fuck off the rails.</p><p><br></p><p>[\"Book of Shmoggie: Chapter 4\" | 35:05] - Space Dumb starring Doctor Shmoggie to the max, but this time Gunner Halifax is also part of the stupid shit.</p><p><br></p><p>Have a lovely Tuesday!</p><p><br></p><p>Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave &amp; Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com </p><p>Watch select shows and shorts on YouTube: bit.ly/34kxCne</p><p>Join the conversation on Discord! https://discord.gg/YmDG4gF8ag</p><p>For all show related questions: info@skatcast.com</p><p>Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow SKATCAST on social media!! </p><p>Instagram: @theescriptkeeper </p><p>Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scriptkeepersAT</p><p>Wanna become a Patron?&nbsp;Click here: https://www.patreon.com/Skatcast</p><p>Sign up through Patreon and you'll get Exclusive Content, Behind The Scenes video, special downloads and more! </p><p><br></p><p>Prefer to make a donation instead? You can do that through our PayPal: https://paypal.me/skatcastpodcast</p>","author_name":"Script Keeper, Zaq Flanary"}