{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/61604050fb58b80016496605/67ab29f4c6f97f89d8f64529?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"I Could Have Been a QVC Star","description":"<p>(<em>sung)&nbsp;</em>What have&nbsp;you done for us lately? Ooo ooo ooo ooo yeah.</p><p><br></p><p>There was an incident at a high-end deli that changed everything, and Sara contemplates wearing a cummerbund to hide her midriff. Also: Hacks. Is is possible the most lovable&nbsp;part of that show is the font?</p><p><br></p><p>See Sara at SoHo Theatre:&nbsp;https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/</p><p><br></p><p>Send us your thoughts, we want a luscious inbox:&nbsp;<a href=\"mailto:fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com</a></p><p><br></p><p>Support us financially, we beg you. Sara found a good podiatrist:&nbsp;<a href=\"http://patreon.com/theyliketowatch\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">patreon.com/theyliketowatch</a></p><p><br></p><p>Edited by almost birthday gal: Annabel Emily P.&nbsp;</p>","author_name":"Sara Barron/Geoff Lloyd"}