A first class fashion exec has several too many drinks on today's flight, and ends up swapping her bracelet gift to a passenger, with a special set of bracelets from the Female Body Inspectors....
Whoo hoo! The 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour is rolling on. Tickets are now on sale.
SYDNEY COMEDY STORE - Friday November 13 - 7pm
HOBART - HELLENIC HOUSE - THE GREEK CLUB - Friday November 20
LAUNCESTON - DU CANE BREWERY - Saturday November 21
Cody's show CRU$HER has already hit most of this country by now. It's red hot. Do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. Get remaining show tickets here:
14 November TUGUN
20 November HOBART
21 November LAUNCESTON
The book YOUR STUPID has limited copies remaining. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have been posted, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too.
FUTURE CLASSICS is a new material show with Heggie and friend of the show Sean Woodland. Coming to a bunch of joints in late 2026, including (but not limited to) Sydney, Bowral, Sutherland, Camberra, Bulli, Port Kembla, Newcastle and Avalon. Get on it at lukeheggie.com/gigs
Heggie's 2027 show RELIC is on sale now. Many more dates to be announced once the bastards lock in their venues. Get on it here
Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube
Heggie's Youtube channel is powering on with 5 full shows on it. A sixth—GROGAN—will arrive on November 1, 2026. GET ON IT HERE.
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