{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/615cd07e95248d00132324e7/6899a2fa2c2bd3fa2a8cf6d5?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"EPISODE 283 - DESIGNER MELTDOWN","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/615cd07e95248d00132324e7/1754898931179-2c516682-f2a1-41aa-b3fe-40c9c19ad421.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p>A Brooklyn illustrator who used to design frothy makeup ads turned her flight into a bad manicure—hair-pulling, spitting, and public meltdown packaged in designer chaos.</p><p>-------------------------</p><p>Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour.</p><p>Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the home of the Black Buffalo Hotel, Pauly4008 &amp; Heggie's favourite mass shooter, for two shows only.</p><p><a href=\"https://tickets.avclive.com.au/outlet/event/ec54d56d-2084-42d5-b300-aae1bc300906?utm_source=australian_venue_co&amp;utm_medium=Website\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Melbourne - August 23 - 4:00pm - Basement Comedy Club</a></p><p><a href=\"https://caxtonstcomedyfest.com/events/mid-flight-brawl-live-w-nick-cody-luke-heggie-3/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"><u>Brisbane - October 18 - 12 NOON - Lefty's Music Hall - Caxton St Comedy Festival</u></a></p><p>As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there!</p><p>(and before you ask, Adelaide, Tassie and more getting sorted asap)</p><p>-----------------------------------</p><p><a href=\"https://www.lukeheggie.com/gigs\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale!</a>&nbsp;</p><p>-----------------------------------</p><p>Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC panel show guest (ding), boot salesman (ding) AND NOW AN AUTHOR (MORRREEEEE CHILLI)</p><p><a href=\"https://lukeheggieshop.square.site/product/if-you-must-know-paperback-/20?cs=true&amp;cst=custom\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Get his book, IF YOU MUST KNOW, by clicking here</a></p><p>-----------------------------------</p><p><a href=\"https://youtu.be/7w0TBfgw8vk?si=AIKMVgmFGjXFxraF\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Heggie dropped a THIRD YouTube special, LOWBREED, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here.</a></p><p><a href=\"https://youtu.be/jxoA6jWhTw8?si=wUfBSRE1kTV293om\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Cody's new stand-up special \"LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL\" is OUT NOW on YouTube</a></p><p>Have a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments.</p><p>HEGGIE JUST RELEASED ANOTHER STAND-UP SPECIAL \"TIPRAT\" ON YOUTUBE FOR FREE!<a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC9wdT0jBjw&amp;t=806\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">&nbsp;WATCH IT HERE.</a></p><p><em>Heggie has a stand-up special out on</em><a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIbv2Sv_S2Y&amp;t=905s\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">&nbsp;YouTube \"HAVE THAT\"</a><em>&nbsp;and his stand-up special, \"LUKE HEGGIE - I ALREADY TOLD YOU\" is out now on Paramount+</em></p>","author_name":"Mid Flight Brawl"}