Turtle smokes for how weed makes him feel, not how it tastes. He says the market stopped caring about that a long time ago.
He gets into the two things killing good flower: THC percentage and the camera. Strawberry Melon sold fine for years until numbers became the deciding factor. It never got past 26%. Green Dog's verdict was blunt: it's good weed, it tastes good, it gets you high, nobody buys it. And if a jar doesn't photograph well, people won't post it, and if they won't post it, it's almost not worth running.
He tells the full Turtle Pie origin story too. One anomaly OG plant in a room of cookies back in 2010. A tiger stripe nobody could explain. They thought they'd found new Kush genetics. It became Sweet Cooks, got crossed back to SFV, and turned into Turtle Pie right before the gelato wave pushed gas cookies out of favor.
Plus the Harborside red light day that changed how he thought about selling, why an 18.5% OG was once the best they'd ever seen, and the two strain blend he swears by: a gram and a half of Turtle Pie with a half gram of Skittles.
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