Tim really is a douche. I mean massive. Biggest douche you could imagine...squared. And he's old. Gets spooked by sudden movements...and clowns. But he does provide some pretty decent one-liners every now and then. Talk all the shit you want, he won't reply...he's still not real sure how to unlock his phone. It's kinda cute, really. Anyhow, here's his take on life.
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