{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/5fe36a71f3869269deaf79a5/62af565286989d0014198de2?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"0652 – Classic Voice-Over Cock Ups","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/5fe36a71f3869269deaf79a5/1640517727663-c9732320b1dc90956152d18c807b99bc.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p><strong>2022.10.14 – 0652 – Classic Voice-Over Cock Ups</strong></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>“<em>Police are finding it difficult to come up with a solution to the murders … the commissioner says the victims are unwilling to co-operate</em>.” (US Radio)</p><p>“<em>Well, the blaze is still fierce in many places, and as a result of this fire, two factories have been gutted and one homily left famless.”</em> (Australian Radio<em>)</em></p><p><em>“Following the warning by the Basque Separatist organisation ETA that it’s preparing a bombing campaign in Spanish holiday resorts, British terrorists have been warned to keep on their guard … I’m sorry (chuckle) that should be British tourists …” (</em>UK Radio)</p><p>“<em>The … company is recalling a total of 14,000 cans of suspect salmon and fish cutlets. It’s believed they’re contaminated by poisonous orgasms.”</em> (Australian Radio)</p><p>“<em>The President is alive and well and kicking tonight, one day after the assassination attempt, just two and a half months into his pregnancy …” (</em>US TV)</p><p>“<em>And now here’s the latest on the Middle East crisis … crisis … Lesbian forces today attacked Israel. I beg your pardon, that should be Lesbanese … Lebanese.” (Laughter)</em> (Anon.)</p>","author_name":"Peter Stewart"}