{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/5fc93c669a4ad758dceb7a88/5fc93c6f5ec78b1c8f51cf7f?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"033 - Burlesque","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/5fc93c669a4ad758dceb7a88/5fc93c6f5ec78b1c8f51cf7f.jpg?height=200","description":"<div>We take a realistic look into the unrealistic world of romantic comedies that we LOVE to hate.<br><br>\n</div><div>\n<strong>This Week -</strong><br><br>\n</div><div>Burlesque (2010)</div><div>\n<em>Starring Cher and Christina Aguilera.</em><br><br>\n</div><div>A wonderful movie where we discuss a woman who lives in the year two thousand and ten and probably time traveled from the nineteen forties. <br><br>\n</div><div>We ask the tough questions, this week: <br>Who is this movie for? <br>Is purchasing (or selling) air rights the solution to all of our financial problems? <br>What happened to our brains after we watched this movie? <br><br>\n</div><div>Listen to the podcast - then watch the movie or vice versa! <br>But stay home, please. What do you need to go out for? Maybe groceries? <br>Then go back home. Stay home. No need to go out. Pretend you're in an underground fallout shelter. It's therapeutic (and just safe, right now). <br><br>\n</div><div>\n<strong>HEIGL Meter!!</strong><br>A scale for movies. 5 Heigls = worst movie you've ever seen in your life, most painful. 1 Heigl = not bad. <br><br>\n</div><div>\n<strong>Sarah:</strong> $64.44 x 119 = 7,668 Heigls <br><strong>James:</strong> - As many Heigls as possible. <br><br>\n</div><div>Follow us on Social Media!<br><br>Twitter: @YouGotHeigld<br>Facebook: <a href=\"http://www.facebook.com/yougotheigld\">www.facebook.com/yougotheigld</a><br>Instagram: @yougotheigld<br><br>\n</div><div>Sarah - <br>Twitter: @sarahhisfunny<br>Instagram: @sarahhisfunny<br>Buy Sarah's books on Amazon! <br>Small Potatoes: Mouthwatering Musings of a Misanthrope <br>Small Potatoes: Leftover Beef From a Lovable Curmudgeon<br><br>\n</div><div>James -</div><div>Twitter: @Jimmypisfunny<br>Instagram: @jamespietragallo<br>Listen to James's other podcasts! <br>Crime in Sports podcast <br>Small Town Murder podcast <br><br><a href=\"http://patreon.com/yougotheigld\">Patreon.com/yougotheigld</a> for upcoming bonus content <br>PayPal: yougotheigld@gmail.com <br><br>\n</div><div>Tune in every FRIDAY!<br>STAY HOME, PLEASE!<br><br>\n</div><div>RATE and REVIEW on iTunes!<br><br>Are you still reading this? <br><br>#romanticcomedies #quarantineandchill #selfisolation #podcasts #burlesque #cher #christinaaguilera #burlesquedancer #movies  </div>","author_name":"PS I Hate This Movie"}