{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/5f8d6417e2dbd533ea99959c/5fd774c485ead82352971ec3?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"S01 E08 | Wag's Corner | Footballland","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/5f8d6417e2dbd533ea99959c/1632480141220-08c095297ea24c687f75df3f363f4ada.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p>Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland</p><p>Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland</p><p><br></p><p>We have another episode of Footballland for you, which features THREE new attractions at Footballland:</p><p><br></p><p>- Enhancers Sports Bar. This bar is stocked with performance enhancing drugs, enabling guests to relax, socialise and beat their 100 metre sprint time on the purpose built barside running track.&nbsp;</p><p><br></p><p>- National Anthem Autotune. Footballers rarely sing their national anthems in tune, so Mark has come up with the perfect solution.&nbsp;</p><p><br></p><p>- Wag's Corner. We invited Joe Comedy Award winner Rosie Holt to pitch her idea, which seems to be a football male brothel. We can't wait to build it.&nbsp;</p><p><br></p><p>But sad news, as Ryan has spotted a potential problem with Steve 'Mechanical' Bull. </p><p><br></p><p>And we have more ideas from Patrons and members of the public. </p><p><br></p><p>Footballland Explained:</p><p><br></p><p>Anthony Richardson has accidentally been given $1 billion dollars by Qatar to build a football-themed theme park in Qatar for the 2022 World Cup. He and Mark Davison (Chief Ride Engineer) are in a race against the clock to design and commission the most exciting football theme park rides in the history of amusements.</p>","author_name":"Anthony Richardson, Mark Davison, Ryan Baxter"}