{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/5f15fe6aedb1bd6d15f027df/6abc9bf406846f55a30828e6?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"The One With Shrek, Fentanyl and Three Procedures","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/5f15fe6aedb1bd6d15f027df/1790745095998-818d4501-c9d3-4226-8093-f02aec6bac76.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p>Strange things go on in my head. I may be thinking about supermarket conveyor belts, people who reverse into parking spaces and how planners know the optimal distance between streetlamps. </p><p><br></p><p>This week, however, we&#39;re back to the cancer story. </p><p><br></p><p>Tumourthy and Tumourlene need to come out, but first the bit of liver I&#39;m keeping needs to grow. That means embolisation. A tiny procedure, I was told. </p><p>It took three attempts. </p><p><br></p><p>There are tiny veins, an overnight stay that wasn&#39;t supposed to happen, fentanyl, a nutritionist, some spectacular vomiting and a point at which Shrek becomes involved in the story far more than anybody would reasonably expect. </p><p><br></p><p>Here is PippaD telling you what happened to her. Unfortunately for everyone involved, PippaD was still PippaD while it was happening. </p><p><br></p><p>You may be enticed, you may be enthralled or you may just be disappointed, but it&#39;ll only take you about ten minutes to find out! </p><p><br></p><h3>A 2Go Radio Ltd production </h3><h3></h3><h3>Music attribution </h3><p>&quot;Carefree&quot; Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) </p><p>Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License </p><p><a href=\"https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 Licence</a> </p>","author_name":"PippaD"}