{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/5d019b3c9cd892c662012574/664d56465e923a0012576217?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"ZERO PATIENCE with Jeffrey Allen Hayes!","thumbnail_width":200,"thumbnail_height":200,"thumbnail_url":"https://open-images.acast.com/shows/5d019b3c9cd892c662012574/1716344376630-aae71d77c47797e6ba6054b74e359fb8.jpeg?height=200","description":"<p>This movie has singing buttholes. If that doesn't sell you, there's nothing else we can do.&nbsp;</p><p>We've been doing this podcast for four years and we're celebrating by having four guests come on and talk about movies with us! We couldn't have asked for a stronger start, because we're talking ZERO PATIENCE with professional game master JEFFREY ALLEN HAYES!!!</p><p>Here are the things Jeffrey referenced during the plugs section:</p><p>Playdurizm -&nbsp;<a href=\"https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/playdurizm\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/playdurizm</a></p><p>Disorienting Dick&nbsp;&nbsp;-&nbsp;<a href=\"https://watch.plex.tv/movie/disorienting-dick\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://watch.plex.tv/movie/disorienting-dick</a></p><p>Sarazanmai -&nbsp;<a href=\"https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/G6G5JZ1D6/sarazanmai\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/G6G5JZ1D6/sarazanmai</a></p><p>Sins of the Black Flamingo -&nbsp;<a href=\"https://imagecomics.com/comics/releases/sins-of-the-black-flamingo-tp-mr\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://imagecomics.com/comics/releases/sins-of-the-black-flamingo-tp-mr</a></p><p>Bit -&nbsp;<a href=\"https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/bit\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/bit</a></p><p>Querelle -&nbsp;<a href=\"https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/querelle\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/querelle</a></p><p>Anyone who wants to support LGBTQ seniors in the San Francisco bay area can make a donation to Openhouse:&nbsp;<a href=\"https://www.openhousesf.org/donate\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://www.openhousesf.org/donate</a></p><p>If anyone really wants to, they can follow Jeffrey on Letterboxd: Jeffrawr</p><p>Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens</p><p>Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie</p><p>Email us: <a href=\"mailto:TwoOldQueens@gmail.com\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">TwoOldQueens@gmail.com</a></p><p>WE'VE GOT MERCH! CAN YOU IMAGINE?</p><p>Click on this link!</p><p><a href=\"https://www.teepublic.com/stores/two-old-queens?ref_id=12950\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">h</a><a href=\"https://open.acast.com/2%20Old%20Queens%20march!\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">ttps://www.teepublic.com/stores/two-old-queens?ref_id=12950</a></p><p>Or go to <a href=\"http://teepublic.com/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">TeePublic.com</a> and search for Two Old Queens!</p><p>To submit a category for the wheel, go to:</p><p><a href=\"https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScmNEcC7zatOf2EHAEf_SRPRN5m3MI5MmU9VDgLUSMeSfdwlA/viewform\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScmNEcC7zatOf2EHAEf_SRPRN5m3MI5MmU9VDgLUSMeSfdwlA/viewform</a></p><p>Pick up a copy of John's book: Baked! Sex, Drugs, and Alternative Comedy:</p><p><a href=\"https://amzn.to/3tUbvOM\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://amzn.to/3tUbvOM</a></p><p>For autographed copies:</p><p><a href=\"https://www.johnflynncomedian.com/baked\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">https://www.johnflynncomedian.com/baked</a></p><p>Music by Danny Cohen</p><p>Artwork by Conrad Shin</p>","author_name":"John Flynn & Mark Rennie"}