{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Acast","provider_url":"https://acast.com","height":250,"width":700,"html":"<iframe src=\"https://embed.acast.com/$/5c698ff252992a707545bbca/5c699045ac033a4c7800cb62?\" frameBorder=\"0\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\"></iframe>","title":"The Triscuit Algorithm","description":"<p>Maths.&nbsp;Delicious, delicious maths.</p><p>Also, Groupon goes exactly where we said they would, 5.6 million federal employees just had their life ruined, and Schmidty destroys our productivity for the rest of our natural lives.</p><p><br></p><h2><strong>Headlines:</strong></h2><ul><li><a href=\"http://techcrunch.com/2015/09/22/groupon-is-laying-off-1100-at-a-cost-of-35m-shutters-operations-in-7-countries/\" target=\"_blank\">Groupon follows the expected path and starts to die</a></li><li><a href=\"http://www.billboard.com/articles/business/6700811/record-label-revenue-flat-in-first-half-of-2015\" target=\"_blank\">Record industry listens to pirates, makes money!</a></li><li><a href=\"http://www.engadget.com/2015/09/18/volkswagen-recalls-cars-over-sneaky-software/\" target=\"_blank\">Volkswagen cheats the system, gets busted</a></li><li><a href=\"http://www.engadget.com/2015/09/22/office-2016/\" target=\"_blank\">Office 2016 takes on Google</a></li><li><a href=\"http://www.theverge.com/2015/9/23/9372899/pebble-time-round-smartwatch-announcement-availability\" target=\"_blank\">Even Pebble has a round smartwatch!</a></li><li><a href=\"http://www.wired.com/2015/09/opm-now-admits-5-6m-feds-fingerprints-stolen-hackers/\" target=\"_blank\">5.6M federal employees just lost their identity</a></li><li><a href=\"http://google-opensource.blogspot.co.uk/2015/09/introducing-brotli-new-compression.html\" target=\"_blank\">Google introduces something only Schmidty can explain to us</a></li><li><a href=\"https://newsroom.fb.com/news/2015/09/introducing-360-video-on-facebook/\" target=\"_blank\">Facebook's dumbest gimmick yet is actually a lot of fun!</a></li><li><a href=\"http://www.engadget.com/2015/09/23/netflix-knows-the-episodes-that-make-you-binge-watch/#continued\" target=\"_blank\">Netflix reads '1984', thinks \"Hey, we could do that!\"</a></li><li><a href=\"http://www.nist.gov/pml/nist-team-breaks-distance-record-for-quantum-teleportation.cfm\" target=\"_blank\">Witty teleportation joke here</a></li><li><a href=\"http://www.avclub.com/article/tbs-forms-professional-video-game-league-will-air--225808\" target=\"_blank\">TBS finally gets watchable</a></li></ul><p>Zuke’s Favorite: <a href=\"http://www.enterprise3dproject.com/\" target=\"_blank\">I need an Oculus Rift, NOW!</a></p><p>Schmidty’s Favorite: <a href=\"https://www.ingress.com/\" target=\"_blank\">Ingress</a></p><p>Zohner’s Favorite: <a href=\"http://www.amazon.com/Hoagie-Family-Friendly-Card-Game/dp/B00VKSP8ZS/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1443412033&amp;sr=8-2&amp;keywords=hoagie+games\" target=\"_blank\">Family fun for all. Either that or lots of yelling.</a></p>","author_name":"Stolendroids Media"}