This week, I’m traveling, eating cheeseburgers in bed in my underwear, and reminding Bravo that Friday nights are for deep-cut Housewives — not random 2000s sports movies. From zero D-list celebrity sightings in LA to accidentally witnessing Keegan-Michael Key aggressively making out with his wife in first class, the trip delivered… just not how I expected.
We get into whispered celebrity tea, an aggressively healthy salad at Goop Kitchen that made me miss mayo-based dressings, and a very chic, two-martini-deep stranger with an invite-only funeral story.
I also take a moment to acknowledge the passing of James Van Der Beek and the uncomfortable but necessary conversation his fundraising controversy reignited about healthcare in America.
Then we tackle the American bison in the room: Jill Zarin absolutely nuking her own comeback after going on an Instagram rant about the Super Bowl halftime show — starring a flawless, cinematic performance by Bad Bunny. The fallout? Lost followers, lost job, and a statement from Blink49 Studios proving once again that actions have consequences.
Housewives history repeats itself. The internet is forever.
And no — Kid Rock discourse should not be making a comeback in 2026.
Unfiltered, unhinged, and exactly how you like it.
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